Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Don't Drink Duck Blood: Asian Bird Flu in Romania

"The Birds, the Birds!!" jackson 10.17.2005

As the virulent H5N1 strain of Asian Bird Flu has been detected in some ducks and chickens in Romania, sales of chickens throughout Hungary have plummeted. In response to the fall in sales, the Minister of Agriculture Jozsef Graf munched on a leg of chicken Friday at a downtown food market to allay any fears about eating the cooked bird. However, warnings have gone out to cease and desist the drinking of duck blood, although drinking Bull's Blood ( Egri Bikavér) is still highly encouraged.

Asian Bird Flu Tracker: EU Declares Bird Flu a Global Threat, while the World Health Organization confirms that there is not an increased risk of a pandemic flu. Hmmmm.

UPDATE: A parrot in the UK has died due to the Asian Bird Flu, while
six swans in Croatia perished as well. On the island of Chios, Greece, a turkey succombed to the disease.

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